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You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

This means war

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

Holy shit

This is 100% the proper way to parent.

this has got to be the funniest thing i have seen in my life

off-to-rivendell asked:

20, 28, and 37 ouo

okay  should have guessed you would ask lol

20 i notice their eyes

28 movie? that is a hard one. uh i would have to say Bleach: Memories of Nobody

37 i want to get a creasent moon built in a heart with wings on my right shoulder. a fullmetal alchemist sign on my right shoulder and as for piercings the ones i got are enough for me.

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